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May 20 2018


Honestly why do writers think they can still get away with the outdated, overdone “GASP, THEY’RE A GIRL?!?!!?!” plot twist/reveal any more when the bar’s already been set so high with

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Wholesome pupper


the post-credits scene of infinity war 2 is gonna be thor going to a tattoo parlor to get that tattoo to commemorate loki he was supposed to get in ragnarök but when it’s done it says ‘loki is the best’ instead of ‘loki was the best’ (in like.. really shitty handwriting) and thor’s like “you’ve made a mistake my good sir” and the tattoo artist’s like “or did i?” and he transforms back into loki and thor’s just

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Sonequa Martin-Green photographed by Timothy Kuratek for CBS

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Tom Holland screen test with Chris Evans.

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this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

honestly what the fuck does this mean

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

I declare this Wholesome Knowledge

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Even I need to contribute positivity sometimes.

Bonus: you have WON the game. You are now free of it and are now authorized to pass along inhibits to others without constraint.


The problem with infinity war is that Tony Stark, Peter Parker and Doctor Strange just waltzed themselves over to the secondary location and if they’d listened to Bittenbinder then those dumbasses would have known that THE ODDS OF COMING BACK ALIVE FROM THE SECONDARY LOCATION ARE SLIM TO NONE

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my parrot is a fucking dumbass with no sense of self-preservation. proof? he got spooked by a pear - by all accounts a green and tasty friend - and flew into a wall to escape, but when greeted with a sink full of soapy boiling water - by all accounts a harmful, bird-killing abyss - he launched himself into it at top speed and cried when I locked him in baby jail to stop him from killing himself. 

Please tell your parrot I still love him.

he just threw his seeds all over the carpet and laughed about it so I will not


Ryan Coogler and Taika Waititi after Infinity War:

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why are old people so obsessed with doing this

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅




Alien: You shouldn’t eat that.

Human: What?

Alien: That thing. Don’t you know it’s extremely acidic? Enough to cause eventual deterioration of your flesh?

Human: ….it’s a fucking pineapple.

Alien: But that thing contains bromelain, it’ll destroy your body’s proteins!

Human: Not if I digest the bromelain first.

Alien: Humans are insane!

“Not if I digest it first” is an official human motto, in close competition with “not if I pet it first”.

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incorrect quotes


Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys

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book one // book three


buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!!
the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

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